The Emperor’s New Girl
Written by Jack Sundrud and Craig Bickhardt

He brags about her all over town
We all wonder why he never brings her around
He says she’s such a jewel
But he’s just a royal fool
His little masquerade is tumbling down

He pictures her with golden hair
The emperor’s new girl
He conjured her out of thin air
The emperor’s new girl
Nobody in this world
Can see the emperor’s new girl

He’s wrapped up in his fantasy of her
She’s the real thing as far as he’s concerned
Her beauty he proclaims
But we see through his game
And no one around here believes a word

He pictures her with golden hair
The emperor’s new girl
He conjured her out of thin air
The emperor’s new girl
Nobody in this world
Can see the emperor’s new girl

He’s proud as he can be
But he sure looks lonely to me

He pictures her with golden hair
The emperor’s new girl
He conjured her out of thin air
The emperor’s new girl
Nobody in this world
Can see the emperor’s new girl
The emperor’s new girl